Girl – Soft Underwear.. Mast Jokes

Mast Jokes, Rajnikanth Jokes

Height of respect - 
Ham sirf ye soch kar paper khali chhod Dete hai, 
Ki kahi teacher ye na khe (कहे): 
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Dekho ye bachha badon ko jawab deta hai
Ladki: main kal tum se milne nahi aa sakti.
Ladka: chalo mai tumhara gift kisi or
Ko de deta hun
Ladki: mera matlab tha kal nahi aa sakti
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Abi kahan ho tum? ;)
Girl - your name?
Boy- black lion
G -r you joking?
B - no, it means kaalu singh.
And your's
Girl- Soft Underwear
Boy-r you joking?
Girl- No it means komal chadda ;)
Girl- Mujhe kyu dekh rahe ho? Tumhari koi behen nahi hai kya?
Boy - Hai isiliye to dekh raha hu.
Girl- kyu?
Boy - Meri behen ko bhabhi chahiye.

Mast Jokes, Very Funny Jokes in Hindi, boyfriend, girlfriend, Mast Jokes

Barish hue bheeg gaye hum
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Barish hue bheeg gaye hum
Fir kya,
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Rajnikanth ne phuk maari sukh gaye hum!

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