Hindi chutkule, chutkule in hindi language

संजय दत्त: जेलर साहब मुझे फिर से बापू दिखाई दे रहें हैं।
जेलर: कहाँ हैं बापू?
संजय दत्त: वो उधर सफ़ेद धोती में।
जेलर: जा चुपचाप सो जा, वो आसाराम है।

Munna bhai
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Are circit yeh doctor log
Operation se pahle patient
Ko behosh kiyon karte hai
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Circit
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Bhai bole to patient
Operaton sikh jayega to

Munna Bhai : Circuit, Bole Toh Yeh Ford Kya Hai?
Circuit : Bhai, Gaadi Hai.
Munna Bhai Toh Phir, Yeh Oxford Kya Hai?
Circuit Bole Toh, Simple Hai Bhai, Oxford Bole Toh Bailgaadi.

Khuda Ka Shukar Hai Jo Us Ney Khuwab Bana Diye,
Warna Tamnna Tum Se Milne Ki Kbhi Puri Nahi Hoti.

Munna bhai: abey circuit agar
Maa ke charno me jannat hoti
Hai to nani ke charno me kya
Hoti hai.
Circuit: simple hai bhai nani Ke charno me jannat to hoti hai.

Professor:-akal badi ya bhais?
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Munna bhai:-bole to pahle date Of birth bata mamu.

Hindi chutkule, chutkule in english language

Munna bhai & circuit’s funda of life

Munna bhai: circuit murga & murgi me diffrence kaise samajhne ka?
Circuit: simple hai bhai, site ek patthar marne ka bhaga to murga or bhagi to murgi…

Munnabhai: ye ramnavmi kyo manai jaati hai?
Circuit: arey simple hai bhai.. Is din bhagwan ram aathvi pass karke navmi me gaye the.

Munna: yaar circuit, page ye gandhiji har note me haste kue rehte hai?
Circuit: simple hai bhai! Royenge to note gila ho jaye ga…

Munna bhai: circuit apun ko 1 nurse se pyar ho gayela hai, love letter me kya likhu
Circuit: simple bhai, likhne ka…
Dear sister
I love u
Tumara munna bhai

Cow: Kya Me Bolu
Ox: Sun
Cow: Suna
Ox: Chalti Kya Ghaushala
Cow: Kya Kru?ake Me Ghaushala
Ox: Mundi Hilaeanga, More About Healing
Ghas Chabaenge,
Ghobar Flaynge Or Kya?

सर्किट और मुन्नाभाई

मुन्ना भाई के घर लड़की हुई.....
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सर्किट : भाई अब तो मोहल्ले के सारे लड़के इसको लाइन मारेंगे...
मुन्ना : तू फिक्र मत कर रे, अपुन इसका नाम 'दीदी' रखेंगे।

Munna Bhai: Oye Circuit, Bapu Bole To Gandhi Ji Kapde Kyu Nahi Pehante The?
Circuit: Bhai Bole Toh Bapu Bhi Us Time Ke Salmaan Khan The!!!

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