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कौन ‘कमबख्त’ कहता है, लड़के सोचते कम हैं
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लड़की एक बार मुस्करा कर तो देखे
शेरवानी के रंग से लेकर बच्चों तक के नाम सोच लेते
हैं।
GF: Truth or dare?
BF : Truth!
GF : Do I look fatty in this new Salwar Suits ?
BF : I choose 'truth' and not 'dare'!

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Jab se yaadon ki parchaayi 
Jhalakne lagi uski aahat me 
Dil bechain hokar machal jata hai 
Rahat milti uski meethi baaton me 
Firse toot na jaye aitbaar bata re 
Dil ab kya karu 
Inkaar karu ya ikraar bata re dil ab 
Kya karu...!
Papu : papa meri girlfriend pregnant ho gyi hai
Papu ke papa: tune ye sb sikha kaha se Nalayak.. Kambakht..!
Papu: papa iin (idea internet network)
Yahan pe koi bhi sikh sakta hai agar sikhne ki lagan ho to
Ho pyar agar saccha fir to 
Ek din ye sach me hota hai 
Ab dekh ke us deewane ko 
Mujhko bhi kuch kuch hota hai 
Chal mai bhi hu taiyaar bata re 
Dil ab kya karu 
Inkaar karu ya ikraar bata re dil 
Ab kya karu..!
मुझे ढूंढने की कोशिश अब न किया कर…
तूने रास्ता बदला तो मैंने मंज़िल बदल ली..
Hum aaj bhi dil ka aashiyana sajane se darte hain,
Baagon mein phool khilaney se darte hain,
Hamari ek pasand se tut jaayeinge hazaaro dil,
Tabhi toh hum aaj bhi girlfriend bananey se darte hain
1 ladki ka college ke 1 ladke se chakkar tha
Ladki-jaan tum mughe rani kyo kahte ho?
Ladka haskar bola-kyoki nokarani kahna lamba ho jata hai
Ladki- pta hai me tumko jaan kyo kahti hu?
Ladka-kyo?
Ladki-haskar boli-kyoki jaanwar kahna lamba ho jata hai

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